{"product_id":"before-i-die-tombstone-notepad","title":"Before I Die Tombstone Notepad","description":"Let’s face it—every day you are one step closer to the grave, and your to-do list isn’t getting any shorter. This notepad is here to give you a gentle (but slightly ominous) nudge to get things done before you kick the bucket. Featuring a charmingly morbid tombstone illustration with the words \"Do Before I Die,\" this notepad is perfect for listing your bucket list dreams, last-minute errands, or mildly concerning revenge plots. Each notepad is handmade with love (and a tiny bit of dread)—crafted in small batches for maximum charm. Perfect for procrastinators, dark humor lovers, and anyone avoiding their responsibilities in style. Grab one now—before it’s too late. ⏳💀\n\n• 4\" x 7.5\"\n• 50 tear-off pages\n• Magnet attached to back\n• 20 lb white paper with brown chipboard backing\n• Risograph printed in Knoxville, TN\n• Packaged in a clear cellophane hanging bag","brand":"Smarty Pants Paper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51971691905319,"sku":"NPDIE","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/1929\/0919\/files\/65295c708ce8d4314e5b73704dc08469faa689c826dae49bf6202a84d2f54b4a.jpg?v=1788228315","url":"https:\/\/humblehuckster.com\/products\/before-i-die-tombstone-notepad","provider":"Humble Huckster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}